I had a dream where I returned to my house only to find that I had a new roommate, and on his door was a name - Kar Starmer. I was equal parts baffled and amused. Kar? This cannot be fucking real. I immediately had to look it up, and yes - this was in fact Kar Starmer, son of prime minister Kier Starmer, named after his grandfather Kar Starmer who was not only a toolmaker, but also a regular Bullseye contestant. I immediately judged him for his stupid and funny name, and his bed which looked like some big Y2K bubble thing. He had absolutely no personality to speak of.