2:03 am: "i dont remember getting a package today.... oh gosh, I didn't check the mail and I guess my roommates didn't either! I'm going to go get that"
2:05 am: (puts on jacket, shuffles to mailbox) hey! that's the package from the bookstore that i've been waiting for! (curiosity fades, chill sets in, quickly shuffles back inside)
2:10 am: ohhhh wow! they included so much extra stuff! there's a newsletter, and cute advertisements, and stickers, and a catalog...! and look at all the stuff i ordered, too! i could just.... read all of this......
it is now 3:30 am. i am going to bed