Chicken salad, lettuce, tomato, pickled onions, mister mustard, cherry pepper relish. Where are my sandwich heads at?
Experts agree.
Bloated and bleeding
The system works
MYSTERIOUS HOMES are popping up in Louisville, KY that some are speculating have been constructed to shelter assassins in training. Real estate developers allegedly funded by the ICA have purchased record numbers of dilapidated shotgun homes over the course of the pandemic, concentrated in neighborhoods where an influx of $18 Chicken Sandwich restaurants have found success. The "homes" can be found priced anywhere from $550k-1.1mil in areas where the median home value was at or below 250k prior to 2021.
Their goal is to flip the safehouses for a handsome profit while drawing aspiring hitmen and women from all over the country to come live in the area. If you happen to stumble upon one of these ominous rectangular structures, be careful not to accidentally witness anyone dragging a body across the alleyway behind one of the numerous adjacent Woke Chicken Sandwich establishments.