This is Furukawa, President of Nintendo. We have the Xbox Headquarters surrounded. We will be systematically executing all Microsoft executives and shareholders by end of day. There will be no new game announcements during this period. Thank you, and please stay tuned for our next update in September 2025.
Experts agree.
Bloated and bleeding
The system works
Welp, so long Roll7. Another studio shuttered as the game industry continues to devour itself. I was an enormous fan of OlliOlli World and Rollerdrome, so this one feels personal. Never did feel comfortable with the fact that Take-Two acquired them, and here’s the inevitable result.
Fallout show was a dud 👎 and Bethesda badly bungled Fallout 4’s ~NEXTGEN~ update…but you won’t hear a peep from the #lamestream media.
The gamers shall rise up accordingly, as soon as we get done ogling at fat jiggling asses.
finished that crab game, what a good time. 20 odd hours of platformin' and souls likin'. Great combination.
While you were busy looking at fat jiggling asses, I was a wholesome crab with anxiety who would never even think to defile a woman.
Your move, gamers.