me: "You know, it's actually illegal to open someone else's mail without their consent or a warrant."
the mailman, their legs already fusing together into a snake tail: "I don't know what you're implying."
me: "You know, it's actually illegal to open someone else's mail without their consent or a warrant."
the mailman, their legs already fusing together into a snake tail: "I don't know what you're implying."
Maybe to start with you fill out a form detailing the kinds of tf you do and don’t like
So for example if you say you don’t like pooltoy tf, and they were gonna turn you into a pooltoy dragon, they send one that turns you into a regular dragon instead
Or if you’re really into plush tf maybe they just send you plushie versions of everything :P
create a collection shelf where you put all of your cursed objects, one-tap to become something new