(yinglet lines are abbr tags with translated title-text)
A man takes a boat out to sea, when suddenly a strong wave slams it into a rocky outcropping. The boat starts taking on water, and the man, knowing there's chance he could patch it and bail it out, rushes to his boat's phone and calls the emergency number.
"Hello, zhis is zhe coastal emergencies dispatch," came a distinctly-yinglet voice, "what is zhe manner of your situation?"
The man is, of course, anything but calm, and can only blurt out, "I'M SINKING! I WENT OUT TO SEA, AND THERE'S ROCKS, AND I'M SINKING!! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!"
There's a few seconds of silence. The man wonders if, somehow, the connection was severed. But then, the yinglet's voice comes through the earpiece again.
"Um, okay. And, uh, what are you zhinking about?"