don't you dare tell me that thing is what you call a flapjack. rather than using the word as an alternative to pancake
It always kinda sucks to rag too hard on stuff that originated as poverty food, but from what I've read, it seems that American flapjacks are descended from British ones (we just learned to mill our grains better, I guess), and that just means England has had longer than us to improve on it and hasn't really risen to the occasion.