any such person as might deign to drink water does consequently recognize that particular saporous quality to which water is the sole custodian
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a person in possession of an aqueous solution – of just the sort as might succor a parched throat in moist and refreshing fashion – must then have a requisite cognizance by which they regard said beverage's quintessential piquancy with a neighborly familiarity duly earned via countless prior engagements with the selfsame liquid
