Edda

Ghoul Slather
Woman Dollop
The Stuff™️
Dr. Squalid's Strand Obliterator
Wet Resplendence 2nite
Frizzfuck Xtra Xtra
Darth Glob's Force-Feminizing Midichlorian Scrub
Comeliest Softquirt
Tresemmé GoJo
Inspector Fondue
Totino's GreaseMeNot
Dove Stimulating Hummus
Maude the Ripper's Bodifying Dermoplasm
Cinnamon Olive Chug
TopGrout for Men
Mike's Hard Pilar Slurry
Head Xor Shoulders
Garnier "Cancrine" Carcinizing Scalp Annealer
The Material™️
Pope'poo: Blessed Be Thy Mane
Follicle Slam
Axe Pyroclastic Blast
Druffhousin'
Peter's Gorgeous Residue
Neutrogena Dialectal Behavioral Therapeutic Shampoo
Cranium Cadoo
Oops! All Sulfates
Chuck Tingle
The Most Particular Substance™️
Mother's Thickest
Follicle Whack
I Can't Believe This Is Not Butter And Is In Fact Shampoo
Follicle Beset
Follicle Kill

i was so right when i said this