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ebu @ebu8/25/2023, 3:22 AM

Alex Zandra @zandravandra

Natalie's Reposts @nex3-reposts8/24/2023, 1:37 AM

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Alex Zandra @zandravandra8/24/2023, 11:41 PM

I desperately NEED someone with a voice like gravel and an actual southern accent to do a spoken-word version of this entire post, good lord

Old Time Country Dodge

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#cars #audio #spoken word

ebu @ebu8/25/2023, 3:22 AM

i tried

ebu

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pushed the accent a little towards Alabama for this one

(there are zero southerners who would use the word "kilometers" though, also i don't care to rerecord to fix that one mic bonk oooops)

#cars #audio #spoken word

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Tempest @sutempest8/24/2023, 1:11 PM

Taking "I paid for the whole (x), I will use the whole (x)" to its logical extreme to get back at a dipshit dealership is the sweetest of revenge.

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Talen Lee @TalenLee8/24/2023, 11:45 PM

Dunno how close I can get, but my accent is, technically, southern

Çyn @Cyn-Cedilla8/24/2023, 11:51 PM

Sorry what happened to Uncle Larry?!?!

gaydarade @gaydarade8/25/2023, 12:39 AM

i'll give ya a midwest.

potion cellardoor @p0ti0n8/25/2023, 2:48 AM

i will do this
hold me to it

Emptyeye @Emptyeye8/25/2023, 12:47 PM

Well I've got one of those...

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@aune9/23/2024, 6:50 PM

I could call my grandma for a few minutes before recording but yeah I gotta agree, kilometer is not in the southern vocabulary