would you like to play a game?
play
you find yourself in a beautiful village just off the highway. what will your first action be?
get mad swole at the gym
you bunnyhop to the gym, building up incredible forward velocity. you smash through the gym doors and front roll into the main training area. what will you train with?
the dumbbells
w-what?
i-i didn't...
I'm sorry please don't eat me
you got the "full and peaceful life" ending!
why am I turned on right now
whatever that thing is
yeah lets do it!
you got the "feel the burn" ending!
look at real estate
the quaint corner loft
you got the "conjugal rental" ending!
a beautiful seaside suite
you got the "beautiful" ending!
swamp hole
of course
the swamp hole beckons.
enter the swamp hole
what?
the swamp hole beckons.
RUN
you got the "swamp hole" ending!


