most of these pizzas are rancid, nice work nora, but... i wouldn't necessarily say no to an Alberto Ultimate
the crayola lends it a nice subtle waxy flavor that contrasts nicely with the arugula. 4/5
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"Kayla Gourmet: tortilla crust deconstructed margherita pizza with leek, served with a pineapple and grass fed raspberry dipping sauce. $12.00."
it's like it was designed to hurt me specifically
“Tonje Gourmet: english muffin crust pizza with physalis crust, humanely slaughtered cherry, almonds and cocoa powder. $13.50.”
Truly terrible.
Beautifully terrible:
Fresh Pecans Beau's: New York style marinara pizza with matzo crust and acai berry, lettuce and salt, with a reduction of brutalist tomato. $7.50.
not sure if the utterly-vile-yet-unfortunately-believable pizzas or the truly absurdist ones are making us laugh harder, we love it. your bot ideas are always so much fun
cannot thank you enough for including Nonfoods and Concepts lol
Civile: brioche deconstructed white pizza with juniper berry, cantaloupe and navy beans. $17.75.
$17.75 for that?!?
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