éclairwolf

here is my bad pizza generator. it makes bad pizzas

most of these pizzas are rancid, nice work nora, but... i wouldn't necessarily say no to an Alberto Ultimate

this pizza is made by a worm gf

wow excuse you

UHHH YEAH CAN I GET A CALI-PESTO ZA', WEBSTER ON THE SIDE?

boneless lime juice

the crayola lends it a nice subtle waxy flavor that contrasts nicely with the arugula. 4/5

a dentist fell off a horse and a colleague shared the news with a bunch of other dentists, hoping to get folks to help them volunteer to cover her practice while she recovers. what does this have to do with me, someone who is neither a dentist, horse or woman with horse? well, one of those dentists emailed me by accident to share his commentary: "it appears that everyone needs to be careful on a horse."

i like to use watercolors to draw girls