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it was really nice of the rudolph the red nosed reindeer guy to start the song with “[of COURSE] you know Donner, and [twenty other reindeer that you do NOT know the fucking names of, who CARES about those neurotypical bitches]” to throw those guys a bone and list them all as being super standard knowledge, and THEN save the quiz part for the only reindeer everyone actually knows “but do you recall? the most famous reindeer of all:” i appreciate the safety net on saving the other reindeer the embarrassment of not having their names remembered. imagine if rudolph was in the intro and he gets to the end and goes “but do you recall? the reindeer who was once hailed as having the widest ankles and has hazelnut (NOT cinnamon) colored fur and a white patch on its left flank:” and the crowd leads into the next line with murmurs and mumbles of reindeer names that aren’t even reindeer and it’s just embarrassing for everybody