fuck your sign. tell me what color emoji heart you always choose and i'll make up some bullshit about your core personality
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in reply to @eebee-cannoli's post:
Ah, an undecided - a rare type. Undecideds can't handle the sound of other people chewing. You might think that this is common across all Heart Shades, but undecideds simply especially dislike the noise. Really can't stand it.
It's important that whenever this comes up in conversation that you make a Really Big Deal about this. This isn't an annoyance to you. Disliking this sound is an essential part of your very being, and everyone should know this.
When someone tells you they also don't like the sound, you should explain to them that "no, you don't understand, I really don't like it" to make sure that even in your dislike of a sound no one likes, you feel special.
blue, but specifically the blue heart twemoji
(sorry for the double reply, i had the wrong account)
A blue Heart Shade. My favorite type, and also my own type 💙
The thing about Blues is that some people like them, some people don't, and some people really haven't thought about them enough to form an opinion anywhich way.
This is a Very Unique experience. No Blue Heart will ever be liked by everyone, but they also won't be hated by everyone either. Sometimes this is tough, sometimes it's a blessing - such is the life of a Blue Heart.
This professional's advice is that you should freak out about this. A Lot. Like all the time be worried about whether or not this person or that person will like you, regardless of whether that person or their opinion of you will have any consequence whatsoever on your life. As a fellow Blue Heart, I can attest that this hasn't let me down yet.
Sparkly Hearts need no introduction. We're all familiar with their passionate personalities, hearts of gold, and go-getter attitudes.
The thing that really sets them apart, though, is that they're always right. About everything. Even things that have no objective measure, like movies or video games.
That new album that your friends can't get enough of that you think is garbage? You're right. People talking about how they're fans of a fast food place you don't care for? You're objectively correct!
In fact, I'm pretty sure that your friend right now kinda likes that Wednesday show, and you should probably go tell them how wrong they are.
...Okay, are they gone? Phew. For those of you who aren't Sparkly Hearts, the thing you need to know is RUN! DON'T STOP! GET AS FAR AWAY FROM THEM AS YOU CAN!
A Hybrid Heart! How fascinating! It's been quite a while since a child of two worlds has approach this student of the Hearts.
What a Hybrid takes from their guiding Hearts always varies, making accurate analysis difficult, but not impossible. Study enough as I have, and patterns emerge...
Purple-Sparkle Hybrids will, inevitably, at some point in their lives, watch the film Herbie: Fully Loaded in Gothenburg, Nebraska.
I understand, Dear Reader, if you're skeptical, but take a look at the data yourself. It's all there: in every recorded life story of a Purple-Sparkle, they have, by choice or otherwise, ended up in Gothenburg in some cousin's basement or stranded in a hotel in the middle of a snowstorm with nothing but a DvD copy of the Lindsay Lohan-staring reboot of the "Love Bug" movie and TV series.
Why this happens we've yet to uncover, but the correlation is clear. Perhaps one day, with enough funding and time, we can find the cause of this affliction, and save future Purple-Sparkle Hybrids from this terrible fate.
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