450: a bad bitch. they don't show up too often but when they do, you know some real shit is going down

400: unknowable. drifts in and out, exchanges few words, but always delivers exactly what they promise and nothing more

350: you can always count on them. a friendly neighbor, always making things right and always delivering on time. familiar, comforting, and trying their best. sometimes life deals them a shit hand and you can tell they struggle with it. but they always manage to find the silver lining

300: chill weirdo who usually only shows up to mooch off other people's work. but once in a while they'll pleasantly surprise you, which is why you still keep them around

275: i straight up don't trust this guy.

425: you always forget what their deal is, but then they pull up with the best pizza you've had this week, and, frankly, that's enough right now. that's just fine

375: you are a boxed cake mix