ranking every touhou girl by, if they were to suddenly find a 3 year old human on their doorstep and half to take care of the, how long the 3 year old would last without dying
okay so
- reimu: the kid is fine. reimu's got enough protective instincts, knows just enough about how to not be a shitty parent, and also has people like kasen around to force her to be a better mom. she hates it, but the kid lives and has a wonderful childhood
- marisa: ...depends. like, her house is a mess and full of dangerous chemicals. she WANTS to be a good mom, and if someone can hammer into her "hey this isn't safe" she'd do it. i think the kid gets in a dangerous accident, survives, and then she shapes up a bit.