[link in call: adopt a cat for just 20 dollars]
"do you wanna be adopted for just 20 dollars"
"YES."

adopt a catgirl for just 20 dollars (the catgirl gives you 20 dollars)

sad catgirl in a box in the rain, holding out a 20 dollar bill. someone grabs it and accidentally adopts a catgirl.

wait this is how the fae operate