coming up with a new type of posting called npcposting. the goal is to sound like an npc in a town in like, pokemon or just any rpg. here i'll go first.
Have you talked with the mayor yet?
Did you hear the rumours about the town south of here? I wouldn't go there if I were you!
Headed towards the Old Monastery, are you? Take care. I heard there was some kind of trouble there recently.
Heh heh heh. My ring of teleporation is buried behind the third gravestone, nice and saf-
Oh, hello there! Have a good day!
Confound that thief! I spent my last coin on that bat guano.
Now I'll never finish that spell in time...
My cousin was chased by a pack of River Lynxes when he passed through the forest last week. Scary! I heard they fear lightning, though...
When iâm feeling under the weather i just have a POTION! Miss Marianne sells âem at her shop!
I've been practicing my poker face, but I just can't beat that kid in the park. I wonder if he's cheating somehow...
Hahaha... yes, my dark academic experiments will soon bear fruit...
!! O-oh, what's that? You're looking for the Professor?
I heard she doesn't take visitors any more after what happened six years ago at the town fair. But...
Maybe if you bring her some lesbian comics or something, she'll listen to whatever weird stuff you want from her.
I heard you can open the menu by pressing the đź button!
