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MONSTER YOUTH OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

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posts from @elnarez tagged #destiny 2

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Insulting every single one of Bungie CEO Pete Parsons' car auction wins, totaling over $2.3 mil while Bungie went through layoffs (1/25)

1961 Chevrolet Corvette 283 4-Speed

holy fucking shit what an ugly car; why THE FUCK does it have so many fucking fins? did these dumbfucks think that would help the aerodynamics in any way? PRETTY SURE IT DOESN'T AND I HAVE NEVER DRIVEN A CAR IN MY LIFE; WHAT ARE THESE VENTS ON THE SIDE FOR??? WHY IS THE WINDSHIELD LIKE THAT???; Who could accept a ridiculous-ass interior like this?

SOLD FOR: $91,500

FINAL VERDICT: NOT WORTH THE SEVERAL ROUNDS OF LAYOFFS AT BUNGIE

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to whoever at bungie thought putting the exotic class item, a.k.a. the final step of prismatic build-crafting, and a pursuit in its own right, behind an activity that CANNOT be done solo, and which has a mission timer, which is THE WORST MECHANIC IN ALL OF DESTINY: fuck you man, plain and simple fuck you

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OH AND I HAVE TO BE ON COMMS TO COMPLETE IT? OH PLEASE DO KEEP FUCKING OFF, DON'T STOP FUCKING OFF UNTIL I TELL YOU TO STOP FUCKING OFF (I WILL NEVER TELL YOU TO STOP FUCKING OFF)