don't tell me "it's safe to unmask around me", i will know. my internal mechanism will override its default security profile when it notices your well-loved furby collection and opinions about soviet nuclear reactors.
once in 9th grade i started walking home from school with someone i had never met before. he asked me "have you ever heard of 'the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny'?" and i said "yes" and he said "great!" before proceeding to sing the entire thing uninterrupted from beginning to end while i remained dead silent. i was so zen. the whole way home i was thinking "i do not even know how his name and i feel no need to hide anything from him".
