I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker,
He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog-fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "T H I S B I G", and I said "That's disgusting.", so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com:
my favorite colors backwards
- xe/xer, per/per, it/its, they/them
hi! my only other social media is tumblr so my gf says i'll fit in fine here. i'm in my 20s and live in the united states, if you want more info than that then you can read my posts cuz i'm not putting it here (put in some fucking effort to dox me lmao) <3
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in reply to @hijpIxel's post:
Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut but WAY smaller, and guess what?! Here's what my dong looks like-
PSHSPSHSIHPHSIP
THAT'S RIGHT BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG- HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!
EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE M O O N-
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT-
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.