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it's crazy that no one these days is talking about how a dedicated society of horse archers could easily overwhelm basically any settled civilization. but i'm thinking about it all the time, which is one of my charm points

Obligated to list various Byzantine strategies for overcoming this problem, in increasing order of clownery:

-Make the army so cost-efficient the Pechenegs eventually sue for peace because they literally can't afford to keep beating you

-Simply grant land to a different group of Pechenegs on your side of the border to raid them back

-Promise to swear fealty to a Mongol khanate then spend years not answering their letters and pretending they got lost in the mail

-Rush all of your troops to whatever border they're scouting out to make your whole country look way more fortified and inform them that you definitely rule all the land from here to the western sea, please don't check

-Promise to swear fealty to two Mongol khanates and let them fight it out

YEAH THIS

can confirm! i love wearing my sweatshirt for my (sadly now defunct due to weird mergers and about to be closed for good 😭) 2 year school but i wear the shirt i was given for free for my current fancy research school with dread and despair. the 2 year school was affordable, the teachers there were approachable, the class sizes for gen eds were smaller, and while they didn't have as much funding for as many resources for students they did their best with what they had. there's a lot of experiences i've had at my 4 year school that i'm insanely glad for, but Holy Fuck is it a nightmare for anyone who doesn't have money/loans or a close relationship with one of the professors or other professional staff

The few times Alastor swears isn't just to show how truly pissed he is. It's another sign that he's grown attached to the rest of the Hazbin gang, as he is slowly adopting their way of speaking. While he does say Vox is "pissy" in episode 2, compared to everyone else in the hotel constantly saying "fuck," "shit," "asshole," and "bitch" every other minute, "pissy" is literally nothing. He first drops the f-bomb in episode 5, which canonically takes place 5 months after the pilot, says "bitch" in episode 7, and then drops 2 f-bombs in the finale, which is a month later. While he still swears nowhere near as much as the rest of the gang, the fact that he has started to actually curse after spending half a year with them further shows his growing attachment to them. In this essay I will-