"omg i thought this post actually said-" it doesn't though. it just doesn't

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"omg i thought this post actually said-" it doesn't though. it just doesn't
god did I ever mute the phrase "I just read this as" and its variants on twitter. I remember Paul F. Tompkins getting real irritated about that somewhere, like, okay, great for you. That's a joke just for you, congratulations. 99% of the time it is not interesting to anyone else.
people got so mad at me when I included "haha, I read x as y and I was so [confused/amused/aroused] for a second" as one of the worst types of reply you can get but I'm right & it sucks
I'm sorry you aren't interested in the experiences that other people have.
in specifically some of the absolute least interesting experiences other people have yeah
didn't say that, i was just being flippant. don't take this personally