EXT, Arlen Community College readerboard:
"FILM HISTORY 101: 'THEY SHOOT HORSES, DON'T THEY?' (1969) TONITE @ 8PM"
DALE GRIBBLE (driving):
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. No way, Jose. Rookie mistake. Hot lead alone can't put down one of Satan's four-legged soldiers."
"Any horse worth its salt need use only a single one of its innumerable dark tentacles to slap a speeding .30-06 round out of the air, right back to where it came from. Mark my words, friend. Return. To. Sender."