found $300 on the sidewalk

found $300 on the sidewalk
I'm not gonna lie you had me until I noticed the good ol' USH
Uh...
Either I'm dyslexic or this was minted by the United States Of Halloween 😶🌫️
right so if i go there for like holiday or something im off to a great start!
well that just time machined me a lot further back than i was expecting this morning