i need to graft a usb thumb drive into my finger or something because i keep losing them i thought putting it on a keychain would help but no the last one i bought is mysteriously gone again

i need to graft a usb thumb drive into my finger or something because i keep losing them i thought putting it on a keychain would help but no the last one i bought is mysteriously gone again
they should put like, usb storage support in phones, that would be cool. has anyone thought about this?
You mean using your phone as USB mass storage? This has been a feature on Android for nearly a decade, I don't know about iPhone OS though
it's a joke
also android has only supported MTP for a while now, which sucks and doesn't work on macs
Well that went right over my head lol. also didn't know MTP doesn't work on macs