- The Da Vinci Code: Felt like getting a lobotomy. Very silly movie that insanely overstays its welcome.
- Source Code: I completely forgot how US military-brained this thing was. Makes it age a lot worse. Fun premise still, though.
- Gone in Sixty Seconds: I could very easily believe nobody who wrote, directed, or starred in this movie has ever seen a car before.
- I.S.S.: Hey, a new release! It's fine. Very mid. I had a good time.
- The Imposter: As a narrative-through-documentary, this is maybe one of the best I've seen. Really incredible directing.
- Election: Holy SHIT what a funny movie. Ages incredibly well. Can't wait to rewatch this.
- Wall Street: having a lot of money seems bad for your ability to be normal
- The Island: Stupid movie (derogatory). I love Michael Bay but this one whiffs so hard because the world this is set in is functionally non-existent. There's only plot here, no meaningful stakes or context or greater narrative about the world that brought about these events.

