how the fuck do i do this. it is literally. impossible. like not 'oh its possible but really hard' its impossible to fucking do this. I've looked through like 50k stack overflow posts and they all say you cant do this except with some weird combination of pointers and malloc. how do i do this. i can't just use void cuz according to my class im not meant to.
C is a demonic language made by demonic people. why can't i return arrays? nobody knows. why can't i return strings? oh because you can't return arrays. why does the program segfault when i try to use modulo on a double? well you see that's because there's another arcane function to do module on a double. why? nobody knows. it is Forbidden because it is. why do i get a segfault when i try to print a double? oh because there's no implicit typecasting even for print statements. what does 'expression must have integral type' mean? oh it means that you can't do this because we decided so.
call me a noob programmer, but i've been coding for like 6 years if not more now, since i was a kid, in LUA, JavaScript, Java, C#, Kotlin, Python, and Bash. this is the worst language i've touched. i want to wash my hands. yuck.






