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Kamu
@Kamu

Can Tyson reach escape velocity, or is it time to abort mission?

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  However, Neil de­Grasse Tyson is no strang­er to con­tro­ver­sy. On a visit to Buck­ing­ham Pal­ace in 2014 at the invit­at­ion of the then- Prince Charles, Tyson was re­port­ed­ly eject­ed from the roy­al res­i­den­cy after say­ing to Her Ma­j­es­ty Queen Eliz­a­beth II: "Are you a quaternion? Be­cause you're qua-turn­ing-me-on."
  Despite the con­tro­versies, Tyson seems keen to con­tin­ue evan­gel­iz­ing the won­ders of sci­ence. As he writes in the in­tro­duc­tion to his new book:
  "In outer­space, all that glit­ters is gold. Indeed, when we look at the night sky it seems that only shoot­ing stars break the mold."

Neil deGrasse Tyson at the launch of his latest sci­ence book "Take It From Me: The Hairy Ball Theo­rem"
  The Dearly family and most of the Dalmatians of the first book still live in Cruella de Vil's old manor house in Suffolk, as do many of the other rescued Dalmatians and a married couple of White Persian cats.

  Mr. Dearly has allowed some dogs to go to new masters, including giving Cadpig to the Prime Minister.

  One morning, the dogs find all other living things besides dogs cannot be wakened. No dog is hungry, thirsty, or weak. Doors, gates, and machines operate on command, and the dogs are able to communicate via "thought waves" to others many miles away.

  Cadpig, now acting Prime Minister in the humans' absence, orders her parents to come help her in London, where hundreds of dogs are arriving awaiting her advice.

  The dogs discover they can "swoosh", or hover at tremendous speed over the ground. Pongo and Missis select a squad of fifty Dalmatians, including their adult sons Patch, Lucky, and Roly Poly. They "swoosh" to London and are escorted by Police Dogs to 10 Downing Street.

  Cadpig and her Cabinet (the human Cabinet's dogs) hold a meeting with Pongo and Missis to decide what to do next. Roly Poly makes a friend of George, the Foreign Secretary's Boxer, and the two set off to adventure together.

  In Trafalgar Square, Tommy, the cats, the Dalmatians, and the General meet with thousands of other dogs to wait. At Midnight, after a strange euphoric moment followed by a moment of terror, Sirius, the Lord of the Dog Star, appears on Nelson's Column.

  He explains to all the dogs that he is lonely and is offering them the chance to avoid the pain of possible nuclear war in the future. However, they must come with him of their own accord. He assures them the world, when it wakes, will not remember dogs ever existed, and that all dogs will be free and know true bliss in the stars.

  Pongo is chosen to make the final decision. He consults with the Cabinet, Missis, and the General. Three stray dogs approach, and tell Pongo that no "lost" dog wants to give up their last chance of finding special humans of their own by leaving Earth. This convinces Pongo and the others to choose their masters over Sirius.

  While Sirius commends their loyalty to humankind, he is sad that he will have to return to space alone. The dogs promise they will look out for him on nights when the Dog Star is in the sky. Sirius grants them the ability to "swoosh" to their own homes before daybreak, at which time everything will return to normal.

My next step in CSS-learning through a syllabus of tomfoolery.

I learnt all about the wonders of &​shy; soft hyphens in trying to make justify-aligned text more scalable between desktop & mobile.


ess
@ess

hhh oh my god i legitimately scrolled past this at first thinking it was just a blurry jpeg. really well done


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