I would probably be much less of a threat to society if someone just gave me a vintage Airstream to carefully refurbish so it looks original, but has cellular internet and doesn't give you cancer.

Variously known as NotE0157h7 and Zero_Democracy elsewhere.
I would probably be much less of a threat to society if someone just gave me a vintage Airstream to carefully refurbish so it looks original, but has cellular internet and doesn't give you cancer.