the snowcone is just the goofiest thing. show leapers are like... nothing but floof, man. all the way from their peets to their heads, there's one thing about them and it is not brain cells. sierra leones have like the hugest paws which helps them creepy creepy around on the snow without falling in, and they've got all the hunting tools that a for real dangerous cat would have as well. but, like. their number one problem is that they're big cat hardware running slow leonard software, and uh, it's kinda... not... good???? you should watch one get surprised by something, it's like someone set off a firework next to an anxious wacky waving arms inflatable tube man. anyway, that's why snoop leotards are bestfavourite animal okayBYE
If I die and it turns out I was mauled by a giant cat I need you all to never ever say “what a tragic accident” there was no accident or tragedy here I lost my wisdom saving throw vs booping the snoot and I died saying “Kitty!” with a fucking smile on my face.
