I have no idea what I’m doing and you can’t stop me.

Author, Trans Woman, Hypno Domme, Hopeless Romantic, Sadist, newly out system.

Pronouns are She/It, perpetually happy HRT gave me titties and sad it didn’t give me tentacles.

I had shame once.

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estrogen-and-spite
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estrogen-and-spite
@estrogen-and-spite

There's a "Hear me out" trend going around on tiktok where people post their wildest "Hear me out" examples.

From queers I've seen (these are all remembered off the top of my head, feel free to add yours I love hearing this stuff):

  • GLaDOS
  • Some ripped insect dude with actual mandibles and compound eyes I didn't recognize
  • Bill Cypher
  • That six eyed demon who talked to the priest near the beginning of Castlevania
  • A Hydralisk
  • Kaa.
  • Actually legitimately a Beholder (well technically a Spectator from BG3)
  • The Emperor from BG3
  • Starro the Conqueror specifically as depicted in the Suicide Squad movie
  • Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist when in his true form of the giant lizard dog thing made of faces.
  • Skeletor
  • Chainsaw Man but specifically when transformed

From straights I've seen:

  • A buff woman
  • A blue buff woman
  • Selene from Underworld
  • Wanda Maximoff but specifically when she was super Darkhold Tainted (I can respect this guy because the caption was "I can't fix her but she can make me worse" which like...valid)
  • Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast
  • Venom
  • An anime character I didn't recognize but he was just a dude with face tattoos
  • Jack Black (not him as a monster or character just the actor)
  • A Shoggoth. Not like a sexy humanoid Shoggoth, but an actual Shoggoth. (Honorary Gay.)

trashcataria
@trashcataria
  • a deathclaw (whether anthro-ified with hips and tits or not, though the former is a bit less 'hear me out' i admit)
  • The Angel Nebula (the Horsehead Nebula can get it too)
  • an EMMI from Metroid Dread
  • most recently, chimera Falin

that's just off the top of my head tho


estrogen-and-spite
@estrogen-and-spite

Well now I'm thirsty for a several dozen light years large astronomical object. The Angel Nebula can, in fact, get it.


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in reply to @estrogen-and-spite's post:

What the heart wants is not always advisable. Luckily I speak of desires that exist only in idea-space, and in idea-space I'm a cartoon rabbit and there are no limits for one's holes. 😆 ...also, I realize that this statement very clearly illustrates your point about the differences between these groups lmao

This is a literal six foot wasp with tits and a cock for a stinger. This is a thing with seventeen orifices, each quivering. This is just a robot with virtually no anthropomorphic features but she's mean to me in a hot way.

Yeah alright I mean I get where you're coming from but I definitely don't relate at-

This is a dragon that has claws larger than my entire body.

Oh NOW we're talking.

i am now thinking about the relatively normal podcast hosts who did a hot or not for 40k recently and then, instead of putting canis rex in the list, put canis rex's pilot.

when the cohost asked him why, he said "do you want to smash canis rex?" to which i reflexively said out loud "yes, you coward"

in reply to @estrogen-and-spite's post:

I shared this in discord and my gay cyborgfucker friend replied, and I quote, "I AM THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ADAM SMASHER
ALL THESE BITCHES WITH LOW TIER AUGMENTATIONS CANNOT COMPARE"