There's a "Hear me out" trend going around on tiktok where people post their wildest "Hear me out" examples.
From queers I've seen (these are all remembered off the top of my head, feel free to add yours I love hearing this stuff):
- GLaDOS
- Some ripped insect dude with actual mandibles and compound eyes I didn't recognize
- Bill Cypher
- That six eyed demon who talked to the priest near the beginning of Castlevania
- A Hydralisk
- Kaa.
- Actually legitimately a Beholder (well technically a Spectator from BG3)
- The Emperor from BG3
- Starro the Conqueror specifically as depicted in the Suicide Squad movie
- Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist when in his true form of the giant lizard dog thing made of faces.
- Skeletor
- Chainsaw Man but specifically when transformed
From straights I've seen:
- A buff woman
- A blue buff woman
- Selene from Underworld
- Wanda Maximoff but specifically when she was super Darkhold Tainted (I can respect this guy because the caption was "I can't fix her but she can make me worse" which like...valid)
- Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast
- Venom
- An anime character I didn't recognize but he was just a dude with face tattoos
- Jack Black (not him as a monster or character just the actor)
- A Shoggoth. Not like a sexy humanoid Shoggoth, but an actual Shoggoth. (Honorary Gay.)
- a deathclaw (whether anthro-ified with hips and tits or not, though the former is a bit less 'hear me out' i admit)
- The Angel Nebula (the Horsehead Nebula can get it too)
- an EMMI from Metroid Dread
- most recently, chimera Falin
that's just off the top of my head tho
Well now I'm thirsty for a several dozen light years large astronomical object. The Angel Nebula can, in fact, get it.