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why are smart homes still all like "alexa turn on a lightbulb" and not whatever wallace and gromit had going on
[depeche mode voice] reach out and touch grass
For one, it comes out a bottle. For two, I mess up, I get burned. For three? Bottle, little burned, no demons. So there.
(I am fully aware that tempests smash their bottles, preferably far away from their faces, but I wanted a badass shot, sue me)