no minors please
my favorite jurassic park content is this absolutely brainshit arcade game where you just blast the dinos in the backseat of a jeep at 100000mph and drive into the core of a volcano and ramp off a brontosaurus all fred flintstone style and at the end it's revealed players 1&2 were grant and ellie returning to the park to completely obliterate all of these slutty fucking lizards
if you've never seen this game you are not prepared for it
this game used to be my jam as a kid and the way the arcade seat moves and throws you around adds so much to the ridiculous experience
I have never seen this before. This is a lot of stimulation. I like the, freaking, Bone Coaster From Mario in the volcano.
It is so HIGH ENERGY. The music feels specially engineered to induce a panic attack.
The sequel (Lost World) has a scene where you watch brachiosaurs take a giant mountain of shit.
Edit:
https://youtu.be/5NCvwyksdSY?t=312
I forgot: you actually shoot it in the ass for bonus points while it's doing that.
I'm much more intimately familiar with this game because it was EVERYWHERE in arcades when I was growing up. but I remember none of it because this game was hard as shit and I definitely never got far enough to see the brachio shit sequence. cripes
It is insanely hard! Even playing it on an emulator with a mouse and a visible crosshair, there are still parts that feel basically impossible.
