we need to talk about yukon cornelius.
so, like, what's his deal.
why is he so willing to stop what he's doing and fuck off to freak island forever. he has a whole treasure hunter thing going on that he immediately abandons for a reindeer and elf and he seems like he's just going to live under the watchful gaze of a winged lion forever, for a bit there. is he, like, gay, and did his family disown him because it was the 60s. it's the only thing i can think of.
like he's a chill guy. literally more chill than santa claus. no prejudices. i don't mean to cast aspersions on him. but what's his DEAL.
