evanonline

It sounds like funny, but it's not.

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no minors please


we need to talk about yukon cornelius.

so, like, what's his deal.

why is he so willing to stop what he's doing and fuck off to freak island forever. he has a whole treasure hunter thing going on that he immediately abandons for a reindeer and elf and he seems like he's just going to live under the watchful gaze of a winged lion forever, for a bit there. is he, like, gay, and did his family disown him because it was the 60s. it's the only thing i can think of.

like he's a chill guy. literally more chill than santa claus. no prejudices. i don't mean to cast aspersions on him. but what's his DEAL.


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