evanonline

It sounds like funny, but it's not.

  • they/them preferred. he ok

no minors please


if i ever make a video game i think i want to arbitrarily put a fully uncensored naked woman in it. it would be completely optional, like when you want to view the naked woman you are explicitly told, "hey, there is a nude woman behind the menu. you don't need to look at this if you don't wanna. totally up to you." like a totally arbitrary menu option that brings up a nude woman. not relevant to the game otherwise.

i just think we need more AO Adults Only rated games. you know? im not interested in making a fuck game or a hyperviolence game i just want the PRESTIGE of being an AO Adults Only game. The AO rating is the coolest looking ESRB rating graphic. Go look at that shit. See for yourself.

EDIT: wait would it have to be sex to be AO? is nude woman just M rated if there's no sex? probably. uhhhh ok my new idea is, there is a popup book that your character can look at in first person at any time, and you, the player, can manually flap the pages to make little popup guys have sex. it's like phoenix wright's attorney badge and doesn't actually do anything but is always in your inventory.


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Yeah there have been games with total full nudity. The Saboteur, which recently just re-released on Steam like a week or two ago, let you collect pages of Playboy magazine centerfolds which I think were more or less full frontal? But it was just pinup type stuff so it was actually kind of tame.

And GTA4 obviously had a DLC (that they sold in stores) where you walk in on a dude who is full frontal.

Honestly in that context it almost sounds difficult to get an AO rating? Like the definition seems to be "prolonged extreme violence or sexual content" and if something like Mortal Kombat 10 gets a pass on violence then I can't imagine where the line on that actually is. It really does just sound like it has to be porn.