It is absolutely outrageous to me that this happened, that a certain "celebrity chef" (Emeril) caught and ate Nessie, the legendary probably dinosaur we loved so much we gave her a little nickname? You see, Emeril had been asked to lead the crew for this "cooking a monster" docuseries, a Max Original co-produced with Food Network, funded by an eccentric scientific tycoon billionaire like the one from Jurassic Park, and don't worry he dies in like episode nine, when Nessie takes on her papillate form and stalks through the ruined hull of the sunken ship. Then in the recent finale, which was aired live, Emeril discovers the Druidstone and uses it to disable Nessie's teleportation abilities. It involved swimming around a big cistern and crawling up on ledges and turning mirrors so they're shining on the Druidstone, right? And once all the light beams are aligned the lock ness monster gets cooked in a big pot of etoufee and emeril slurps up a bowl. he's like "that's deeee-licious dinosaur meat" and then everyone in scotland gets some. That's it though because nessie wasnt that big. So now people on earth know what dinosaur tastes like but just in scotland. And you're so caught up in the fact that it's emeril doing this that you are basically unquestioning of how this means he is, if you've paid attention to the lore, the direct descendent of charlemagne. They're just not drawing attention to anything like that. They're just treating him like emeril still.
consistently the absolute funniest thing abt doing a technical writing program is being introduced to Tech World Stuff. Hello computer employee. This is an empathy map. It helps you remember that the people who use your thing are people with feelings & thoughts. It's like if you looked at a person & imagined that they have an interior life, on top of just using your app! i've had to Make Personas in i think three different classes so far. silly cone galley is out here making up guys & saying that's business!!! they're writing 15000 articles about the economic benefits of making up a guy who might use your industry disruptive website for Dog Surfing & i have to read all of them & they're like!!!! ooooh this is business this is tech!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is so important & real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! these are my VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS OCS DO NOT STEAL.. EVERYONE COME IN TO THE "MEETING".WHERE I WILL SHOW YOU PICTURES OF MY BUSINESS OCS... WE CAN DO A JOURNEY MAP FOR THEM... maybe think abt which buttons they would clikc.... ans when...... wouldn't that be nice............ life could be but a dream..
im SORRY if i ever make FUN OF YOUR JOB i am just carrying a LOT of STUFF from my LONG CAREER in FOOD SERVICE & being CONSTANTLY TOLD to GET A REAL JOB but EVERY TIME i LEARN MORE abt what "REAL JOBS" are LIKE i'm like FEEDING PEOPLE MIGHT BE ONE OF THE ONLY REAL JOBS WE HAVE LEFT & i may YEARN FOR THAT FEELING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i know this is basically antithetical to the spirit of the work, but i can't deny that since reading A Wizard of Earthsea, a part of me's been stuck imagining what it'd be like if we had a "Super Robot Wars, but Instead of Robots It’s All the Wizards From Things With Wizards." like. a tactics RPG where i can have Ged turn into a hawk and just kick the absolute shit out of Saruman, Interdimensional Shadow Commander