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I don't hate you because you're gay, I hate you because you make me have to say "lesbian" even though I want to.

I don't have a phone so good luck finding me. I don't run very fast after that Apache guy almost killed me.

Fuck you, dude. You're not enough of a woman for me.

I respect myself too much to assume every beautiful woman i meet doesn't have a dick

I also don't date trans men AND worry that cis-passing women might be men.

But if Lief is trans, then technically I would be bisexual. And then I think that would mean one man in the universe would get to have sex with me or even look at me without steel-toe boots on.

buyer beware. You're not social distancing and I don't remember exactly who I am or where I left my unbent crowbar. All I have left is a wedding ring.