Derivative, masturbatory, and all-around forgettable stretch

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Derivative, masturbatory, and all-around forgettable stretch
wtf. i popped all my bones out like a bendy straw for you and this is the reception i get
smiling warmly at my sweet little empty headed cat: "just downright dogshit of a stretch"
solemnly nodding and adding these to my miles long list of fav ways to bully my cat