a friend of mine’s phone broke and they want to buy a new android. how do i convince them this is a mistake

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a friend of mine’s phone broke and they want to buy a new android. how do i convince them this is a mistake
The only mistake worse than buying a new android is buying a new smartphone of any other OS.