me when someone i consider to be kind of a big name follows me on twitter: “oh no i don’t wanna disappoint them! i should try to only post things that i think would make them proud!”
me when someone i consider to be kind of a big name follows me on cohost: “alright i’m gonna post my dumbest thoughts even harder and if they stick around then i know they’re a real one (i have no way of knowing if they stick around)”
