ewie

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Hardware: Weapon

When your turn ends, if you made a successful run on HQ, R&D, and Archives this turn, you may add this hardware to your score area as an assassination agenda worth 0 agenda points. Then, if you have 3 assassination agendas in your score area, you win the game.

Threat 3 → Whenever you bypass a piece of ice, you may spend [click] to install this hardware from your heap.

5 stars

The card art!!! It’s so good!!!

Alternate win cons are terrifying. They’re either banned or unplayable, and this card look like it’s on the banned side of the spectrum. The Wizard’s Chest looks to be a perfect companion to Jeitinho, since activating Jeitinho meets the conditions for The Wizard’s Chest, which you can use it to act as copies 4, 5, and 6 of Jeitinho, and then I guess you can toss them on the board or into the trash or whatever who cares. They’ll be hitting the board soon enough. As a result, The Wizard’s Chest will be temporarily raised to 5 stars for however long Jeitinho decks are viable in standard, and once Jeitinho is banned, I’ll go back to treating it as the 2 star card it truly is.

As soon as my Rebellion Without Rehearsal set comes in, I will be building a Jeitinho deck, and I will buy an alt art of this Jeitinho where Mercury pops out of the border of the card and it looks really cool. I need it.


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in reply to @ewie's post:

I rly want this to work..! Mechanically, interacting with the in-game's meatspace is my favorite thing and this is such a direct way of doing it.
I'd happily try to stab the Corp in the bottomline three times to win, every time.