exebeast

testament's number 1 fan always

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transgender raven woman* | 20s | the one with the lowercase c and the two exclamation marks | posting about whatever I happen to be obsessed with at a given time | i like testament the normal amount



these ultrakill secret levels are going to be the death of me

  • a dating visual novel that very quickly turns into just a thesis on nihilism
  • the witness. just the witness. you gotta do like 20 puzzles directly from the witness
  • crash bandicoot. third person platformer, but you're still controlling v1 with the normal physics, so its just the worst controlling 3d platformer you've ever played in your life
  • a normal ultrakill level, but at the end it gives you a power washer and a vacuum and tells you that its not opening the end gate until the level is spotless and you clean up all the blood and corpses and gibs. I howled. it took me like 40 minutes

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you date a girl v1 model but she's not actually interested in dating you and only wants to talk about how life is meaningless and intelligence is a curse until your v1 calls her on her bullshit. there's like 3 minutes of pretending to be a dating visual novel and 12 minutes of discussion of nihilism