chloe!!

I'm never going to be able to shut up about pato box. this game literally could have been an 8 or 9 out of 10 if it was just a straight boss rush like punch out. the story mode is so comically bad that it makes everything else worse by association. just like hours of at best nothing third person key hunting and at worse a moment so bad I can't even honestly say that this game has better character representation than punch-out. punch-out. and almost every problem (and there are so many problems) in character design is only because they were "fleshed out" in the story mode. you don't even fight the biggest problem character in the story! the fights on their own were perfectly fine!! the designs of the women could have stood to be reworked a bit, definitely not ideal, but this game's main point of comparison is punch out! shit, if both of the women showing a bit of cleavage was the worst of this game's problems, this game would be a shining star in a genre that to my knowledge just contains the 3 console punch out games and this game. god. why is this game the way that it is. it would have been easier to release a better game