if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.
child of the 80s
i escaped a cult.
all of the content warnings.
all of them.
tag: exerian's tragic backstory
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i get along famously and endlessly with other dogs but i am ultimately a "cat person" because i am only qualified to care for a house plant that screams when something is wrong
i would own a dog but you can't train them to shit where you neither have to smell it nor clean it up.
My family have dogs, and oh boy, I could not take care of these two big idiots on my own.
im one of those big idiots, i can barely take care of me!
yeah i don't get it, all these bad uses for "AI" and yet no RealDog®: The True-To-Life Dog That Doesn't Poop™
i amend my statement.
you can't train them to shit where i neither have to clean it up nor smell it.
