if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.
child of the 80s
i escaped a cult.
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all of them.
tag: exerian's tragic backstory
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how much does your irl diet resemble that of the animal your fursona is?
like, if you're a shark, how much do you like raw fish? how often do you try and eat it? feel free to make assumptions and go with Stereotypes (i.e. rabbits eating carrots, which they don't normally do irl) instead of the actual real diet of that animal
I love a leafy green but rarely prepare them for myself bc of the timing problem between shopping for produce and actually using it
As a spider, not so much. As a cat, we have eaten too much fish too fast and frowed up.
I eat fruit reasonably often but pretty much only sour fruits, and I eat a lot of meat and dairy as well. and I NEVER drink blood
I (guinea pig 🐹) do like fresh vegetables, but I've never started running in circles while screaming because someone gave me a salad
I’m an opossum, so I eat everything but worms, carrion, insects and crustaceans. The first three because blech, the last because, I don’t want to die.
Since my diet consists of nearly 100% "foods that happen to be in my house," and the diet of wild house mice is also "food that happens to be in people's houses," maybe in my case it's actually quite a close match!
as a coyote i am an opportunist that will eat anything that gets put in front of me regardless of its suitability as a food
I mean, foxes are omnivores, so who the hell knows
My sona eats emotions, soooo...
Yeah, as much as I might want to, there's no way I can live off my GF's love for me alone.
i'm a cat and i loooooove salmon although i don't have it that often
