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if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.

 

 

child of the 80s

 

 

i escaped a cult.
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tag: exerian's tragic backstory

 

 

                                 
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huldratigress
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People always have the most uncreative "what I'd do with a time machine" stories.

"Oh I'd stop 9/11" You absolute simpletons. Pea-brained knuckledraggers. If I got a time machine you wouldn't hear from me until everyone in Spain was speaking Arabic and the only notable religious organization in central Italy was a modest temple to the Hittite storm god Tarḫunna. I'm fucking EVERYTHING up. Can't have 9/11 if America doesn't exist

exerian
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my hot take has always been...

that i would go back to whatever idiot is responsible for the story of abraham and his sons. annihilating mormons (primary goal), christianity (worthy secondary goal), islam (tertiary), and by default also judaism (sorry. you guys always get the shit end of the stick. maybe this will improve your fate tho.)

such organized religions are just to squicky for me to allow them to exist if i could meaningfully prevent them. lol

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secrets
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everyone wants to use time travel to mess with someone else's era, that's no fun. I'm bringing the Sea People to the Chesapeake and the National Guard is not prepared

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secrets
@secrets

nine bows against Arlington set in stone the final inscriptions on Washington's obelisk, Bay Bridge traffic a ninth wonder of the ancient world made more impressive in each retelling, every tide comes back in eventually some just take three thousand years and a flux capacitor

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Video-Game-King
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Meanwhile, I'm going back in time to prevent Nietzsche from dying young (give him an extra thirty, maybe forty years) simply because philosophical history would become so much funnier if he had to respond to everything that happens in the early 20th century.

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