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child of the 80s

 


 

i escaped a cult.
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tag: exerian's tragic backstory

 


 

                                 
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pendell
@pendell

To be absolutely clear: people have died here, on more than on occasion. It's like the whole place was designed to be The Last Water Slide You Ever Ride or something. There is nothing stopping you from falling off of these steps and onto slick rock and sliding all the way to the bottom besides your own balance.


pendell
@pendell

apparently if you jump into it, you'll get sucked to the bottom by a powerful drain that will keep you down there until you drown. this is known because it's happened to people. the city's response has always been "well don't do that."


atomicthumbs
@atomicthumbs

A warning beforehand: this describes the drowning deaths of three children and an adult.


pendell
@pendell

over a decade before this horrifying death (which, I hear the pool is now kept at 3 feet and is cleaned regularly or debris so hopefully nobody can drown anymore, but I ain't fuckin' testing that), there were other deaths, caused by, guess. no, really, guess what killed people.

did you guess lamp posts? because it was lamp posts.

On March 21, 1991, Larry James Watkins and one other unnamed person were killed by a falling lamp post while just sitting on a bench in the park on a windy day.

Nobody could quite figure out what the failure was that caused this particular lamp post to fall, so they just took out the rest of them and now there are no lamp posts in the Water Gardens.



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in reply to @pendell's post:

Hey, they went ahead and ruined the original design by shutting half the fountains off by the muder pool! You can't say that they haven't done anything! They just put in the extremely dangerous murder pool to begin with and no one ever asked "Hey what if someone like, fell in?"

You're good! I mean, there is some comedy to it, but only the darkest of gallows humor, the kind where you just have to laugh at how over the top the incompetence, danger, and tragedy all is. That was where the tone of my original posts was coming from, just kind of a stunned "wow this is real, this really happened and they just haven't really changed anything huh"

in reply to @atomicthumbs's post:

the city are mostly the ones in the wrong, but what the hell kinds of architects thought it was a good idea to put an "element of danger" in a public park

the safety system that the city refused to install wasn't even in the original plan. the city attorney looked at it as originally constructed, wrote "this is a deathtrap waiting to happen", and that memo made its way back to the architects who came up with a safety system and tried to sell it to the city as an add-on

there's an important lesson there for anyone who builds stuff. whatever you build will inevitably be used by someone in the most reckless and irresponsible manner imaginable. they'll defer maintenance, decline optional corrections, halfass operations, and slap together the most halfassed kludges imaginable to keep things running on the cheap. it's our professional responsibility to build stuff with enough safety margin that one or two wrong moves doesn't turn it into a major hazard

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