- she/her
- celeste.lol/
if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.
child of the 80s
i escaped a cult.
all of the content warnings.
all of them.
tag: exerian's tragic backstory
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in reply to @Willow's post:
Okay but imagining him as a Link who speaks (and sings!) is bringing me SO much joy. It would make people SO mad. The announcement trailer would have a bodycount from people getting so tilted that their vertebral arteries pop like overfilled water balloons. Riots would be assured, with public beheadings a distinct possibility. Shigeru Miyamoto would have to live out the remainder of his life in hiding
it’d be fuckin wonderful dude. he’s in a dungeon like “hmm. need to figure out how to raise this water level” and then someone watching the movie does seppuku